"Pleasurecraft is a vehicular kit that choreographs gesture and landscape to produce an outing full of splendor and romance. The potential lover wil find PleasureCraft's luxurious pillows and easy-to-reach champagne cooler irresistible.
The suitor begins when he/she steps in the boat and first begins to read the operator's manual. Pictures indicate what to do next - comb the moustache, don the bowtie, bust out the TicTacs - then uncork the champagne, what tempo to follow, etc.
Often, a clumsy serenade can be attributed to an overwhelming amount of details and a failure to attend to the right ones in the right order. But PleasureCraft solves this problem through its built-in water wheel, perfectly calibrated to the RPM of the River Seine. By listening to the music and glancing at the operator manual, the suiter knows what cues to follow and when."
The suitor begins when he/she steps in the boat and first begins to read the operator's manual. Pictures indicate what to do next - comb the moustache, don the bowtie, bust out the TicTacs - then uncork the champagne, what tempo to follow, etc.
Often, a clumsy serenade can be attributed to an overwhelming amount of details and a failure to attend to the right ones in the right order. But PleasureCraft solves this problem through its built-in water wheel, perfectly calibrated to the RPM of the River Seine. By listening to the music and glancing at the operator manual, the suiter knows what cues to follow and when."
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